So, I watched P2 with my parents today. (Spoilers ahead!)

Yeah, that movie that came out about a year ago....

You know, the one about the girl who gets trapped in a parking garage?

And that guy is stalking her?

....

She's got big boobs and an AXE.

Yeah, that one. Glad you remembered.

So anyways, it starts out with this girl who is working late on Christmas Eve. She keeps calling her sister and saying "I'll be there."

So, she decides to leave but first some guy comes into her office and apologizes. For what we don't know.

Yet.

So she goes downstairs (with her security guard friend) and he DOES NOT walk her to her car. Strike one.

She is walking down the empty parking garage and she DOES NOT have her keys out. What if she'd left them in her office? Strike number two.

So, she gets to her car, throws all her crap in, and her car doesn't start. Does she call her sister to tell her she'll be late? No. Does she call a tow service? No. She decides to go to the security office and ask for help.

The guy, Tom, who is obviously the creepy antagonist of the movie, is waaaaay too persistent in helping her. After trying to jump start her battery, which I'm assuming he cut, he's like "So you wanna have dinner?"

This after she's told him she's in a hurry about a million times. He says "Aaah, I was just kidding."

So she thanks him, grabs all the CRAP out of her car, which is a whole bunch, and walks up to the lobby where she calls a taxi. So she falls asleep and the taxi calls her (do taxis do that?) and she goes to open the doors but they're locked! So she runs downstairs to get Tom to unlock it, but he's not there. She turns around and the taxi is gone.

Lame.

So, she's standing in the middle of the parking structure and suddenly all the lights go out. She's stuck in darkness. What does she do? She takes out her cell phone and uses the light. So, she walks around and then BAM! Tom comes up behind her and uses chloroform or something to knock her out.

She wakes up chained to a table inside the security office and wearing a halter top. The table it set with a make-shift Christmas dinner and she's barfs. So...yadda yadda yadda and she tries to escape by stabbing him with a fork. In the back. ONCE! Strike three....she's out! Hah. Anyways.

She stabs him ONCE and tries to escape, but trips. He catches her, handcuffs her behind her back, and gets her into a car.

Tom drives Angela down to P4, and we see the man who apologized to her earlier. Tied up. With a gag in his mouth. He's on a rollie office chair. So, Tom wants Angela to beat the guy with a flashlight, but she's too human to do it. He yells at her a few times, and then he decides to do it himself. He gets out, smacks the guy around a little bit, and gets back in the car just as Angela is about to escape. So, the guy, Jim, or something, is still alive, but bleeding. A lot.

Angela's screaming "We can't leave him here!" so Tom backs up, slams forward, and rams Jim into the concrete wall. Repeatedly. His head explodes a bit and Angela finally gets out of the car and runs. She tries to get out but finds everything locked.

She goes back to his office, takes her cell phone from her purse whilst avoiding Rocky, the vicious guard dog, and runs away to call 911. She (stupidly) sticks her hands out of the grate to get reception and BAM! She drops it. I really hate her at this point.

She runs and there's some fuzzy stuff in between, but she gets trapped in an elevator. She stops it between P2 & P3 and Tom takes a fire hose and plops it on top of the elevator. The elevator fills with water (and the body of her dead security friend) and she decides to go down and the doors open and spill out with water. And bodies.

She ends up trapped in her own trunk. How, I do not recall (even though I watched it two hours go) and the police come. They look around and decide everything looks okay. They leave and she escapes just as they get away. Tom releases Rocky on her and he chases her into the rental car area. She busts into a car and hides. Rocky follows, bites the crap out of her leg, and she kills him with some kind of car gadget she got from her trunk. She breaks into the rental car place, steals some car keys, calls 911, and hides until he starts to follow her. She drives away to get to the exit but somehow he gets there before her. They drive back down until they face off. Play chicken, one would say. She ends up driving into a pole and flipping her car. He follows her and opens the car to make sure she's okay. She feigns unconscious until she flicks her eyes open and stabs the fucker in the eye with scissors she stole from the office. She cuffs him to the car and steals his taser.

She walks away, wishes him a Merry Christmas, and tasers the gasoline leaking from the car. Tom burns to death.

Or as I said during the film "He is so fired." Hahaha.

...

Sorry.

So she finally gets out of the parking garage and walks down the street, soaked, covered in blood, freezing, and it's snowing. That's it.

The End.

Will I watch it again? Probably not.

Will I buy it? No way.

Will you? Eh, it's possible.

How sad is that? Well, I am an avid blogger, but sadly most of my blogging is done via myspace. I was reading some blogs from authors and such and I figured I'd take another crack at LJ. Stop me if I say something stupid. :D


So, I was dropping my step dad off at a meeting yesterday, and as I was pulling out of the parking lot I saw something that most people don't normally see.

It was a superhero.

Now, it's nowhere near halloween or any other dress-up like holiday. He's wearing red and black, spandex, cape, the works. So, he's standing on top of a dumpster behind a building and I actually stopped by car.

I watched for a few moments as he flexed and made strange movements and was about to snap a pic with my phone until I realized that there was a girl and a guy on the ground with a tripod and a camera.

They were shooting a film or something.

I laughed to myself and drove home thinking "there's a superhero in my town. Neat-o."

I mean, obviously he's not a REAL superhero, that's silly, but it was kind of a universal metaphor sign thing. Yes, I'm crazy. However, I live in a relatively nice town with not a lot of crime, and I just think it's funny that I can say my town (more like a city) has our own caped crusader.

:D